1. So you want to be a Buska?

Want to get rich quick? 

Be adored by hundreds of thousands of fans? 

Live a life of luxury whilst lazing every sunny afternoon? 

 

You’ll be lucky. And I don’t have the answer. 

 

But if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to make your living through entertaining indifferent people you don’t know, approaching with frowns you want to slap, making them smile as they travel somewhere they don’t want to go, in places you’d rather not be yourself… 

But still going home with food for your belly and pennies in your purse… 

 

You can find everything you need to know in issue 1 of: 

 

Buskabout! The Busker’s Guide to Busking! 

 

Available now, in a call centre near you. 

Only $20,000 + p&p, VAT and a 15% tip. 

 

Or read it for free, right here, in regular-ish instalments, coming soon! 

 

It’s up to you. I don’t give a shit.